"Well, for one, because it's just plain fun to pretend that we really did not do the things that we actually so did do. And, two, because reading through great tales of other people's Not Me! Mondays each week is a great way to level the playing field. We're all human, we all take embarrassing shortcuts, and so we may as well show each other that we're all in good company!"
Here we go!
* I did not email the director of Luke's school thursday to take him out of school, only to realize this morning that there was NO WAY I could do everything I needed to do and still care for him--- so I called them up and renigged on the cancel. (Of course they love him so much they took him right back excitedly! )
* Our new year did not start with one of our tenants leaving their keys on our steps--- and a home left vacated needing tons of rehab which I am now scrambling to complete so the house can go on the awesome real estate market. Not Me!
* I did not go to Home Depot THREE times today with an infant in her car seat carrier. I did not push her along inside the one bright orange cart, while dragging another cart, while talking on my cell phone about my closing tomorrow, AND picking up 40 lb. tubs of paint. Can one person do all that at the same time??
* I did not try on scrubs for like a half hour tonight and feel totally goofy when I looked in the mirror. Do I really wear these to work??? Start my new hospital job tomorrow! Wish me Luck!!!