Joining the fun "Not Me Monday" Game... here is a look at my week and the things I most certainly did not do....
I did not take my son to the bathroom for a talk during church worship because he would not sit still and was totally disobeying me. I then did not when we got back to the service let my 3 1/2 year old suck his baby sisters paci on the floor so he would be quiet and I wouldn't lose it.
I do not have a 3 1/2 year old who refuses to poop on the potty... and I did not make him wash his own poopy underwear in the sink 3 times saturday morning.
I was not waiting for a table at a nice restaurant at the Virginia Beach OceanFront, only to look over twenty feet at my son, who had his pants and undies at his ankles, proudly peeing off the band stand where the whole boardwalk could see him. I did not let him finish, feeling mortified while my husband laughed and I wondered if I should just pretend he wasn't mine!
I did not spend quite a bit of time last week thinking about the fact that I will be 30 tomorrow- that is old!